Forget VIBE, I’ve got my own 20 questions. The list started with a few random thoughts as I was walking downtown this morning an this is what I ended up with:
- Why do women wear sandals that are too small for their feet?
- Do they think their toes don’t count?
- What is my baby doing in there?
- Why do people stare at my belly like it’s a third boob or something?
- Is 9am too early for a sundae?
- Is George Bush about to act like a senior in college and do absolutely nothing for the rest of the year?
- Why does summer television suck?
- Why does Keyshia Cole just stand there in her music videos?
- Which McDonald’s Executive stole the Chic fil a recipe to make the southern style chicken sandwich?
- Just because you admit that you are a bastard, does that make everything peachy again?
- Are you drinking enough water everyday?
- Why do legal TV shows make it seem like trials happen overnight?
- Have you started using canvas bags instead of plastic ones yet?
- Why do some check out clerks look at me crazy when I ask them to use my canvas bags and not their environmentally unfriendly plastic bags?
- How much longer can I drive with my gas light on?
- How high are gas prices really going to get?
- Are you still happy with your SUV gas guzzler?
- Why didn’t Apple just make the iphone $199 to start with?
- How crazy will Chicago get if the Cubs and Sox go to the world series?
- At what point during this summer will my husband let the air conditioning just run…
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Fredric
need. iphone.
crap.
June 11, 2008 at 11:37 am
Kimberly
Let me add #21… Is an iphone more important than diapers?
June 11, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Rashad
The iPhone of course.
June 11, 2008 at 3:29 pm
GIB
So You Think You Can Dance is THE Definition of good summer TV
June 12, 2008 at 9:11 am
jmac
Hmm, combining both gas and mc’d’s questions; read in the Sun-Times yesterday that you can buy a kit for $1400 which converts used veggie oil into fuel. Diesel starts your car, and when the engine gets hot enough, the veggie oil flows. Best part? Restaurants will give you their oil, because otherwise they have to pay to have it disposed of. French-fry interior, anyone?
June 13, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Martin Lindsey
By canvas bags I assume you mean paper bags? Do they still make those?
June 14, 2008 at 5:41 am
Kimberly
GIB- there are so many dance shows this summer, I can’t even keep up
Martin- no I mean canvas reusable bags. Paper bags are good too (better for the environment) but you can’t go wrong using your own canvas bag
June 14, 2008 at 11:57 am
Martin Lindsey
Oh, I got you now. You mean like what your mother used to pull out when she went to the farmer’s market back in the day? O.K. I’m on the same page with you now.
That might work for you now Kim but when you guys start having kids you’re going to need some big canvas bags and lots of them (LOL). Just in case I start getting more environmentally attentive than I thought I was, where do you buy canvas bags from anyway?
June 14, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Asha
You can find canvas bags sold near the front of most grocery stores. I have two (one from Potash Brothers Market and one from Trader Joe’s). But you can obviously use your bag wherever you shop. Also, to your point, canvas bags can suprisingly hold a lot of stuff!
June 16, 2008 at 7:47 am