Forget VIBE, I’ve got my own 20 questions. The list started with a few random thoughts as I was walking downtown this morning an this is what I ended up with:

1. Why do women wear sandals that are too small for their feet?
2. Do they think their toes don’t count?
3. What is my baby doing in there?
4. Why do people stare at my belly like it’s a third boob or something?
5. Is 9am too early for a sundae?
6. Is George Bush about to act like a senior in college and do absolutely nothing for the rest of the year?

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It’s the Questions
7. Why does summer television suck?
8. Why does Keyshia Cole just stand there in her music videos?
9. Which McDonald’s Executive stole the Chic fil a recipe to make the southern style chicken sandwich?
10. Just because you admit that you are a bastard, does that make everything peachy again?
11. Are you drinking enough water everyday?
12. Why do legal TV shows make it seem like trials happen overnight?
13. Have you started using canvas bags instead of plastic ones yet?
14. Why do some check out clerks look at me crazy when I ask them to use my canvas bags and not their environmentally unfriendly plastic bags?
15. How much longer can I drive with my gas light on?
16. How high are gas prices really going to get?
17. Are you still happy with your SUV gas guzzler?
18. Why didn’t Apple just make the iphone $199 to start with?
19. How crazy will Chicago get if the Cubs and Sox go to the world series?
20. At what point during this summer will my husband let the air conditioning just run…